Triple H, keeping kayfabe alive.
This is amazing for a few reasons…
- A piledriver on hardwood floor. They don’t even tease that in wrestling rings, anymore.
- Charles Barkley threatening to do something to Brock Lesnar if he doesn’t leave John Cena alone.
- A useful, relevant Big Show.
- JTG getting national television exposure.
- THIS BOTCHED PHOTOSHOP:
THE BIG RED MONSTER KEN
ECW IS DEAD. LONG LIVE INDIE WRESTLING.
The cottage industry of ECW reunion shows, why last night’s reportedly sucked, why it’s best if we all move on from it, and how, I think, we should do so. IT’S ALL VERY INTERESTING I SWEAR. BLOOD AND CHAIRS FROM TOP TO BOTTOM.
The WWE Universe in LEGO form, circa 2006. The best one, obviously, is Viscera.
These Andre the Giant masks have been available since 2011. I suspect they haven’t sold well because there’s no GIANT FRO variant.
If you have yet to check out Absolute Intense Wrestling…now’s the time, man. Especially since Dr. Col. Nolan Angus will use your blood to paint the Sistine Chapel if you don’t.
Mostly, I’m just glad Otunga wears keeps up the bowtie gimmick in court. Sadly, his travel coffee mug is not pictured.
(Source: shadeoflights, via droptoehold)
AIW Girls Night Out 6
I’ve not been posting much on the ‘ol Tumblr of late, but given the nature of The Genius Frowns, updates are always going to be sporadic. If you want to read a long form post about my experience as THE commentator at Absolute Intense Wrestling’s Girls Night Out 6, click the link. I got to do everything, man, even shake Mad Man Pondo’s hand!
Mean Gene Okerlund is being forced to wrestle tonight. Here’s hoping he remembers his training with the Hulkster.
